Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Fashion Reads 8/5


So I’m not dead… Thank you all for your concern… Of course that’s sarcasm since no one even feigned concern for my well-being. Thanks guys. Love you too…

But all joking aside, I was working on an important project, and then I had company for a week. So I took some time off from blogging. But I have missed you all so much, all five of you, that is.

Who brought their library card and is ready for some fashion reading? The library is open…

Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart

In honor of one of my favorite shows starting its second season, I had to include these two in my blog. These fabulous women are two of the stars of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. If you didn’t know that already, shame on you. Your punishment is you must eat sushi every Sunday for a month. (If you watched the show, you would know why that is a punishment.) Anyway, I digress… Morgan Stewart, creator of “Boobs and Loubs”, looks amazing in this LBD. It’s sexy; it shows off her body; yet it’s still sophisticated. I’m typically not one to like the transparent lacey fabric, but in this case I like it. The appliqué is simple and there’s not too much of it. On the other hand, I love her so much, but I’m going to have to read Dorothy Wang on her choice of LBD. I feel this dress is too junior. Dorothy is sexy with a great body, but this dress doesn’t do anything for her but make her look like she’s 14 years old. Sorry, Dorothy, I love you, but I’m going to have to declare Morgan the winner of this LBD battle. What do you guys think? Am I wrong? Whose LBD do you prefer?

Megan Fox

It all makes sense now! Megan Fox is finally molting. She’s shedding her human shell and emerging as her true form, a disgusting insect. I’m sure all of those guys who were lusting after her feel pretty weird now… If you can’t tell, I don’t much care for her, and I don’t think I will waste anymore time talking about her.

Elizabeth Olsen

I’m sure many of you have figured out by now, that I like the form-fitting dress. I think pencil skirts are sexy. However, I think Elizabeth Olsen may have gone a bit far with that concept. I don’t think your dress needs to be so tight that I can see what you ate for lunch. Furthermore, charcoal gray patent leather is reserved for Lady Gaga or perhaps the actors in a bad porn movie. As far as I know, Elizabeth Olsen is neither, but she’s still young, so there’s hope…

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