The library is open…
Shailene Woodley
Ok, so apparently E! likes this look. I must say that I
don’t. Is she auditioning for the Real Housewives? Is there a new series
entitled Secret Life of the American
Divorcée? This dress is not age appropriate. She looks like she’s trying to
be a cougar when she’s only a cub. Also, what is this dress made of?! It looks
like someone hot glued Burt Reynolds’s porn-star moustache all over some brown
fabric and then threw some rhinestones on for a little bit of sparkle. Shailene
is a beautiful girl, and she can do much better.
Lea Michele vs. Kim
Kardashian
Two-for-one special! Lea Michele vs. Kim Kardashian in who
wore the lacey see-through tablecloth the best… This is a no-contest situation
in my opinion. Kim looks so much better. While I think they both look a little
slutty, Kim looks…less…slutty…? That was really hard to think, much less force
my fingers to type… You can see Kim’s undergarments, but they’re still somewhat
obscured by the lace. Lea, on the other hand, looks like Wonder Slut. A cropped
jumper made of lace covering a diaper hot-pant with a “belt”? Really? I
can’t… At least she had the decency to cover her nipples with a little bit of
scrap fabric. Furthermore, I don’t think either of them is wearing the correct
size shoe considering their toes are hanging off the edge. And lastly, Kim’s
hairline is a bit distracting…no idea what’s going on there…
Courteney Cox
WHAT?! This is far too easy! Should I even go through the
trouble?... Of course! There is nothing positive I can say about this look (and
I can’t tell you how happy that makes me…yeah, I’m mean, so what?). Courteney
Cox is 49 years of age, according to Wikipedia, yet she looks 60 in this photo.
Let me start from the top. Her hair is more damaged than Courtney Love’s
septum, and she looks like she’s storing up her injectables for winter (even
though winter is over). The glasses are way too big for her face. She also
seems to have stolen the top of a soccer mom’s velour jogging suit and paired
it with a pleather skirt. Classic combo right? I hate to be crude (I’m totally
lying), but is it just me or does it seem like Courteney has some well-worn calloused
knees? I wonder what she could have been doing to cause that…
Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments below.
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