The library is open…
Shakira
Shakira, you should have left this look in your closet along
with your shewolf… Or perhaps you skinned the shewolf to make the coat you’re
wearing. The flapping fringe is not enough, however, to distract from your
fishnets and dominatrix boots. If I were playing Starlet or Streetwalker with
the Joan Rivers, I would definitely label you a “streetwalker”. Now, E! has
called this a “bathing suit”, but I swear in this photo it looks like an
extremely short skirt or dress. There seems to be a shadow on her inner thigh
that would suggest this. But I sincerely hope that E! is right here because if
this were a dress or skirt, Shakira would have to be arrested for indecent exposure.
Shakira’s constant saving grace is her hair. Whether it’s extensions or au
naturel, her hair always looks amazing. But as we can see in this look, it’s
not always enough to save her.
Lindsay Lohan
Ok, I hate to
admit this, but Lindsay doesn’t look tragic in this photo. What is going on
with this world that I can’t even count on Lindsay Lohan to look like a
train-wreck? No really… That’s not rhetorical… I want an answer… I will say
that I don’t like the fact that she stole Robin Hood’s boots. Maybe this is
retribution? I know he steals from the rich and gives to the poor, but I don’t
think anyone would want what Lindsay has to steal. I don’t care for the jacket,
but it goes with the overall casual look, so I can overlook it. However, I will
not overlook the unnatural color of her hair. That is most definitely not a
color found anywhere in nature. Lindsay is a natural ginger; so if she’s going
to dye her hair, why not pick a different and exciting color? The last thing I
want to ask is a strange question… Is it just me or does Lindsay’s face seem
oddly reminiscent of Kyle Richards? That’s not an insult. I think Kyle Richards
is beautiful, but I never saw a similarity before… Strange… Maybe I’m just
watching too much Real Housewives (as if that could ever happen).
Sorry I only did two today, but I time seems to be an issue
this week. You can yell at me in the comments.
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